I had a Saturday night to myself last weekend and like a sad bastard I decided to stay in and order a pizza, drink a little beer, and play a little GTA.

Not really feeling like Uncle Fatih’s (since I normally eat a tonnage of it weekly anyways), I decided to hit up Brado’s for their infamous Poutine Pizza.

The Poutine Pizza (or their Canadian Special as they sometimes call it) is a gut busting sadness nugget consisting of crust, creme cheese, french fries, more cheese and gravy. I do not know what the caloric intake of this beast was nor do I have any desire to ever find out.

All I know is my though process through the eating stage was something like this:

Once Slice In: “Hey, this is tasty.”

Second Slice: “Tasty, but kind of filling. Probably don’t need to eat much more of this…”

Third Slice: “Full. Feel a little sick. Stop eating now.”

Fourth Slice: “I hate me. Please stop eating.”

Fifth Slice: …..

Anyways: Good pizza. If you have self control issues (and you’re eating for one), maybe just order a small.

Brado’s Pizza
1399 Commercial Drive, Vancouver
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